i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"
My kind of love story right there
*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
the rise and fall
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
evan peters turning up american horror story: freak show