khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

poopflow:

im so glad he exists

"i know but idk"
- me when i know but idk (via bageutte)

staff:

we hate every single one u

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what