when you see a cute person in public
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
smooth motherfucker strikes again
someone come touch my butt like we’re in finding nemo
i mean like a brief tap with full eye contact on your overbearing father
here is four minutes of myself speaking on the subject of naming my son ‘420’
MY FRIEND JUST PUT THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND ITS FUCKING ME UP
I think Dr. Phil’s closed-captioning guy got fired