sammerchipmunk:

themilktruck:

this shit

THIS IS TI THIS ITS THEH FUCKING THSIT I;VE BEEN LOKING FOR

lolsomeone-actually:

Please recycle me so I no longer have to see this trash

lolsomeone-actually:

Please recycle me so I no longer have to see this trash

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food