damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

panicatthedanetrain:

"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

image

continent:

My kind of love story right there

continent:

My kind of love story right there

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

earthdad:

the rise and fall

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

spookyenema:

evan peters turning up american horror story: freak show

spookyenema:

evan peters turning up american horror story: freak show